We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize