Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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