I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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