I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
its not stalking. its research.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Randomize
