shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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