bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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