Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
send nudes
from the living room?
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