I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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