why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
This baby is an asshole
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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