Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
the liver wants what the liver wants
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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