OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Randomize