im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
