5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
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I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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