try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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