Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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