There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
A bitchslap is in order.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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