no. you can't hotbox the world.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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