Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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