I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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