she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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