do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
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My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
We have so much sex to catch up on
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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