Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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