office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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