I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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