I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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