yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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