I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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