i already hear my dad disowning me
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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