And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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