i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I need moral support for this bender
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
