Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
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Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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