My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
you win again, gameday.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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