Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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