I swear she didn't look like that last week.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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