Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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