i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Randomize
