you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
third nipple confirmed
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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