And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
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If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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