Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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