Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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