Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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