Duck Duck Cougar?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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