More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
my poor anus
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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