im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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