Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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