Don't you send me to vm
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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