I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize