jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Someone signed my nipple.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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