That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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