idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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