Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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