There is no way he is gay with that hair.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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