If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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