u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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